Better quality
This kid looks so angry for someone who is getting some easy cash
“Fuck you and I’ll see you tomorrow!”
Sure its easy cash, but now he is deprived of his fun.
She’s missing out by not joining in.
I’ve fixed it
Wizard!
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I’ve rebooted my router three times but this comment still looks wrong. Is my ISP customer service representative lying to me?
I have zero idea, apparently I managed to pocket comment somehow.
lol what did it say?
WE HAVE TO KNOW!
I wanna say it was something that showed up on my clipboard from KDE connect, may have been part of an error message or status message, should have kept it for preservation purposes
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Whoa! Guys! God just deleted this guy!!! I’ve never seen him do that before. He didn’t even delete hitler!!!
Boys only want one thing, and it’s toys
I just recently chased my two giggling teenagers and wife around a store with a small trex hand puppet and I’m a grown-ass man.
Firm believer in embracing humor and staying young and yes I bought the puppet.
I’m imagining the two teenagers giggling, and your wife looking annoyed.
Then you chase her too, and now all three of them are giggling and running from you, as confused shoppers look on.
Not true.
I also want love.
…and a sandwich.
Also, friends to plays with.
Plot twist: Leroy is his kid from a previous relationship.
Man the deep lore of Archie comics is surprisingly deep
Reboots,retcons, reality warping powers, alternate universes, zombies, deities, gods, afterlives, murder, crimes, time travel, love triangles
The extended universe is even more crazy
I mean damn
She’s gonna shit her pants.
Joke’s on you he’s into that shit.
To be honest, it’s exactly what I’d do. Maybe, that’s why I am still single.
He’ll grow out of it eventually. Not like he’s going to be 17 forever!
Didn’t he die saving someone a few years back?
In one timeline, yes, but in others eternally teenage Archie lives on!
Yeah I saw it more that we are just in a different part of that timeline Archie living his teenage years blissfully ignorant of his grisly fate.
Nah, because he’s been a teenager for 84 years. He’s done far more than any person actually could have while remaining a teenager the whole time.
Well, my mind went: “Hehe, dick shaped cars. Let’s imagine he built a jump and had her lay in front of it, legs wide open, then absolutely sent the cars into the cave of no return.”
I take no credit or blame for this, it wasn’t by will, my mind just decided this thought is happening.
What.
Shaped like who’s dick?
…welp. You certainly took the time to write all of that out.
…for some reason.
