Do this enough, and physics will stop you from getting in your car.
Adulthood is being able to buy and eat as much cake as you want, but knowing that you really shouldn’t.
They’ll probably stop you from fitting your pants long before that.
Pant’s are overrated anyway
So is chocolate cake.
Pant’s what?
That’s when you buy a bigger car
That explains the entire USA.
Only if you have a car, otherwise you need to walk or take public transportation.
You can literally break into any old car and drive it away. Who’s going to stop you?
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Did the same when I got to college and ate three packets of pop tarts for breakfast.
I’m reminded of Paula Poundstone’s routine on how she eats a box of Pop Tarts a day.
In my early twenties I started getting into the habit of eating a couple Pop-Tarts every morning for breakfas and began to notice Pop-Tarts were giving me pain in my heart. Literal pain in my heart. I’ve always been a healthy fit person, those Pop-Tart pains are the closest thing I’ve ever felt to a heart attack, and anyway that’s how I stopped eating Pop-Tarts.
And that kids, is how I
met your mothergot diabetus.
For me, it was a whole honey glazed ham.
That’s kind of my problem. I wish I could stop myself from buying ice cream.
me too
I shot up to 50 pounds above my healthy weight during 2020, and a big part of that I can attribute to the availability of Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food at a nearby gas station
For me, the brand is Jeni’s Splendid Ice Cream. They’re pricey, but I ended up buying a couple of pints and eating them over the weekend. It completely undoes all my progress throughout the week too.
Aw, shoot. Maybe I need to cut out ice cream.
I’ve had a pint of Phish Food in my freezer for months now. I keep wanting to eat it, but that stuff is so outrageously high in calories, and I know I’ll eat the whole pint the moment I open it!
That is the problem. If only there was a way to put less in a bowl, but I’ve never figured out how to do that
Oh, look at Mr. Portion Control over here. 🙄
Its only 1100 Cal per pint, what could go wrong?
edit: don’t tell me you stop at half a pint, that is clearly impossible.
My wife manages to eat only one scoop of half-baked. She must be a witch.
I live near a store that sells mini sheet cakes. I buy them whenever I’m in the mood.
In the mood for what?
Sheet cake.
That sounds pretty sheet
In the mood for sheets ofc.
Ah, you see not everyone has a car.
I don’t have a car, I get the train or bus instead.
Because nothing will stop me having cake.
I have carried a cake on a bus before, I don’t recommend it.
Not everyone needs a car, I can get a cake without driving!
Your grandma makes better chocolate cake than whatever the grocery store sells.
Grandma is dead, besides, she was always a terrible cook.
Can you order cake like you can order pizza? This calls for further investigation.
Most pizza places where i live sell lava cake.
Yes but it’s up charged by the delivery app you use + tip to the driver so an $8 cake becomes $16 after taxes fees and tip.
On the other hand, cake.
I thought food is way cheaper in the US but considering the taxes and tip, the prices seems similar to Europe.
What type of cake are we talking here? Industrial or home baked? Also what size? I am talking about a cake of 6 portion of around 200g.
I would never spend that much for grocery store cake …. I’d spend the same amount and get the Costco 5 lb cheesecake with like 20 servings
Is that American enough for you?
As an adult anyone can stop or hinder you from having a delicious cake
I remember realizing this at about 20, and that if I bought my own cake ingredients I could make cake for startlingly little money. The most expensive part was probably the ready made frosting.
Anyway I started making cakes for friends and neighbours in my apartment building after work. I didn’t keep it up for very long, maybe a year, but I’m convinced my reputation is still riding high, decades later, from the goodwill I sowed during that time.
As an adult, I can bake as many cakes as I want, and everybody will want to hang out with me even more than usual because of all the delicious cakes.
What’s up. I heard there’s cake?
I’m down to hang out with cake and you
As an adult you should realize that eating a cake any time you want is unhealthy and should have the self control to delay that gratification. Sure noone can stop you, but you should have the self respect to stop yourself.
Depends a lot on your genotype, I think. I wouldn’t eat it every day, but I’ve never noticed any ill effects
No. Calories in, calories out. No one can break the laws of physics.
Yeah but the calories that you put in your mouth don’t affect everyone the same way. Either that or I’ve got a pocket dimension in my leg
They do affect everyone the same in the sense that all people will gain weight at the same rate. But the weight distribution in the body will be different.
This is actually false again. I’ve always had a massive sweet tooth, especially for baked goods, but still stayed skinnier than my friends. Some people really can just put it away.
No, it’s not. You’re just unaware of how much calories you actually consume and what your expenditure is.
Today is the day. I have delayed gratification for over 40 years and today is the day I eat a whole damn cake.
You know I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a whole cake, and at this point I think I would regret it before I was even half finished lol, but if you’ve got the mettle good speed to you 🙇
Boooooriiiiing. I’ll have a slice of the chocolate please
depends on how often you want to eat cake
Your heart might stop you, eventually.
I think you mean pancreas. Though, IDK which would come first.
I have literally done this while watching Matilda
I think about that kid every time I’m sitting there eating a whole cake straight out of the box without even bothering to slice it up or anything.
Which is uh… not often >_>
