• strawberry@kbin.earth
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    2 months ago

    how you gonna be a billionaire and still use a bowl for your hair

    go to a damn barber

    hard to make that flesh sack look good, but it could be better

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      2 months ago

      You don’t become a billionaire by spending all your money

      But fr tho that hair is wrecked

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        2 months ago

        Yeah! You become a billionaire by disproportionately profiting off the backs of people you exploit!

        Also, a ton of other unethical and sociopathic tactics!

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      2 months ago

      maybe he thinks it makes him look younger. or maybe his crush once complimented him on it and he’s hoping to run into her again. or maybe he has FUCK YOU money on a astronomic scale and he knows nobody will bust his balls to his face, so its a flex. hopefully there isn’t a rat tail in back.

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      2 months ago

      Honestly he’d probably look better if he just shaved.

      It’s also pretty cheap to keep up a shave, or so I hair