• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    14 days ago

    Billionaire: gimme the friar cut

    Barber: got you fam

    Just kidding he probably cuts it himself with a bowl to save a few bucks

  • WaxedWookie@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    15 days ago

    That’s some reeeal old money phrenology.

    …you know - because of the obvious rampant inbreeding.

  • Raiderkev@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    15 days ago

    For the record, as the resident Raider fan of Lemmy, this lady was sat next to MD at one of the games. They aren’t dating, and she’s currently pregnant with another man’s baby. The media already tried to say it was his baby. She denied that and said the father was some baseball player.

  • strawberry@kbin.earth
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    15 days ago

    how you gonna be a billionaire and still use a bowl for your hair

    go to a damn barber

    hard to make that flesh sack look good, but it could be better

    • 667@lemmy.radioEnglish
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      15 days ago

      You don’t become a billionaire by spending all your money

      But fr tho that hair is wrecked

      • Beardsley@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        15 days ago

        Yeah! You become a billionaire by disproportionately profiting off the backs of people you exploit!

        Also, a ton of other unethical and sociopathic tactics!

    • Num10ck@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      15 days ago

      maybe he thinks it makes him look younger. or maybe his crush once complimented him on it and he’s hoping to run into her again. or maybe he has FUCK YOU money on a astronomic scale and he knows nobody will bust his balls to his face, so its a flex. hopefully there isn’t a rat tail in back.

    • bizarroland@fedia.io
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      15 days ago

      Honestly he’d probably look better if he just shaved.

      It’s also pretty cheap to keep up a shave, or so I hair

  • Delphia@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    15 days ago

    Also, If I were a single notable billionaire I’d probably do EXACTLY THAT TOO.

    Gold diggers are the norm when you have Platinum cash.

    • BruceTwarzen@lemm.eeEnglish
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      15 days ago

      When i was young and hang out in skateparks, there were always some guys with dissolving shoes, crappy boards and dirty clothing that would absolutely rip the skatepark. I always wondered if i’d ever get so good that i can skate around looking like “that”… because my raw skill would carry me.

      I would probably do the same as a billionaire. There would be no reason for me to look “nice” if i didn’t feel like it. People would pretend that i look great anyway.

  • billwashere@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    15 days ago

    You know who has a haircut like that? People who are surrounded by nothing but sycophants and yes-men who never give a true and unsolicited opinion like “Dude, you look like your mom whipped out a flowbee and a bowl?”

    • Raiderkev@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      14 days ago

      You’d be surprised. Marks hairdresser is on the record saying she’s tried to talk him into literally any other haircut

  • gencha@lemm.eeEnglish
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    15 days ago

    God, I am so enticed with his smile, the elegant gap between the top fronts, the subtle off-white coloring…

  • PLAVAT🧿S@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    15 days ago

    Apparently his father was a pretty cool guy, advocated for civil rights by refusing to play in cities with segregation.

      • PLAVAT🧿S@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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        14 days ago

        Al Davis

        Davis was active in civil rights, refusing to allow the Raiders to play in any city where black and white players had to stay in separate hotels.[3][4][5] He was the first NFL owner in the modern era to hire a black head coach (Art Shell),[6][7] the first to hire a female chief executive (Amy Trask),[8] and the first NFL owner to hire a Latino head coach (Tom Flores).[9] He remains the only executive in NFL history to be an assistant coach, head coach, general manager, commissioner, and owner.[10][11][12]