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  • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
    691·
    2 months ago

    Laptop keyboard layouts. There is no reason they should be so different.

    Specifically, those laptops that have full-sized left and right arrows, but half-sized up and down arrows - those earn 1 week of jail time for the CEO per unit sold.

    While we’re at it, the power button must be in the same place on all laptops.

    • neidu2@feddit.nl
      16·
      2 months ago

      I wholeheartedly agree. But unfortunately my regulated standardized keyboard would probably be very unpopular, especially in the US.

      ANSI keyboard no more. ISO keyboards only.

      Caps Lock has no use beyond writing angry replies in the YouTube comment section, so Caps Lock will be replaced by Compose.

      Adding a power button, or anything similar such as suspend, in a place where it might be pushed by accident is highly illegal.

      Oh, and all keyboards will be US Dvorak from now on. Sure, you can change the layout in software, but the lettering on the keys remain dvorak.

      And 50% of all keyboards sold will have to have a penguin instead of a windows logo on the menu key.

    • Kraiden@kbin.earth
      9·
      2 months ago

      I just want every keyboard to have a home and end button (I’m a coder, and my current keyboard doesn’t have them, and I have to set a binding in every. single. thing.)

      • Trainguyrom@reddthat.comEnglish
        1·
        2 months ago

        The Sims 2 had wonderful keyboard shortcuts for toggling walls and jumping between floors via Home and End and Page up and Page Down respectively and this was carried through to The Sims 4

        • ripcord@lemmy.world
          1·
          2 months ago

          Legend has it that there my be up to 2 other uses for these keys, too.

          But surely not more than 2, that would be crazy.