Since everyone seem pretty rightly upset about the “y’all’d’ve’ff’ve” I instead present to you another Southernism that makes more sense and is actually in active use.
Y’all’d’n’t’ve
“Y’all’d’n’t’ve done that if’n ya knew what the consequences were gonna be.”
wouldn’t every elf have an old timey accent like they’re speaking Shakespeare
You all would have… brbb et ikhf ex bbk
Covfefe
“Y’all would have” what?!
I live in Texas, and it’s really annoying when someone says “y’all’d’ve” when they really mean “y’all’d’ve’ff’ve”. Smh like, learn some grammar people.
Accurate?
How is 'ff a contraction of had to?
That’s also breaking my brain. Not a native speaker tho
That’s some chatGPT nonsense. The first one was right, but nobody throws fs into that shit for any reason outside of this post.
Tell yourself that, Yankee.
We didn’t buy it, we couldn’t afford it
Y’all’d’ve’ff’ve taken that job I offered y’all.