“Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s (R-Ga.) repeated social media claims that humans can control the weather — in the midst of a series of deadly hurricanes — is too much for some of her colleagues to handle.”

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    “She thinks we have no impact on the climate but somehow control the weather,” scoffed another House Republican.

    Who is this House Republican? I legit want to give them a cookie.

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      Well its a house Republican that’s too cowardly to have their name affixed to the idea that MTG, and a whole bunch of the Republican base by proxy, are pants-shittingly stupid.

      So maybe spike that cookie with some exlax.

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      You give a conservative a cookie and they’re going to want a glass of milk. You give them a glass of milk and suddenly life saving health care is illegal.

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        You give them a glass of milk and they throw it at you after tasting it, because it isn’t raw and unpasteurized, and your glass of phony processed milk is trying to poison them.