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minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up122·edit-229 days agoEmperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
minus-squareInverseParallax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down1·29 days agoGray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·29 days agoAwesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
minus-squareDemdaru@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·29 days agoBetter yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins. Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-215 days agoRemoved by mod
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·29 days agoDon’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
minus-squarescutiger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·29 days agoAre you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·29 days agoNot only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
minus-squareEarthShipTechIntern@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·29 days agoYou sound like a conspiracy wonk. They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy. Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·29 days agoHa! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.
Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
Better yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.
Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
Removed by mod
Don’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
Are you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
You sound like a conspiracy wonk.
They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.
Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
Ha! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.
What the fuck…