Dash bandits
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They’re the Weight Watchers Raccoon Squad, intercepting that lady’s unnecessary late-night calories.
If I gave up on food because of three racoons, I was clearly not actually hungry and probably just bored.
Hungry me would be like, “You wanna go? You wanna see how humans resolve this?! Let’s fucking go! Eating tacos and racoon tonight, come on!”
I praise their nobility for knowing when someone’s not hungry, just bored.
This chick is fucking with Florida’s reputation.
She said “I’m not fighting three of these things”, does that mean that she’s fight 1 or 2 raccoons for taco bell tacos?
Three raccoons without a trenchcoat? Frigging Florida. They’re not even trying anymore.
