oleorunMA to Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'English · 7 months agoRaccoons hijack Florida woman's late-night DoorDash taco order: 'I'm not fighting three of these things'www.fox35orlando.comexternal-linkmessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up158arrow-down1external-linkRaccoons hijack Florida woman's late-night DoorDash taco order: 'I'm not fighting three of these things'www.fox35orlando.comoleorunMA to Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'English · 7 months agomessage-square5fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 months agoThey’re the Weight Watchers Raccoon Squad, intercepting that lady’s unnecessary late-night calories.
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-27 months agoIf I gave up on food because of three racoons, I was clearly not actually hungry and probably just bored. Hungry me would be like, “You wanna go? You wanna see how humans resolve this?! Let’s fucking go! Eating tacos and racoon tonight, come on!” I praise their nobility for knowing when someone’s not hungry, just bored.
They’re the Weight Watchers Raccoon Squad, intercepting that lady’s unnecessary late-night calories.
If I gave up on food because of three racoons, I was clearly not actually hungry and probably just bored.
Hungry me would be like, “You wanna go? You wanna see how humans resolve this?! Let’s fucking go! Eating tacos and racoon tonight, come on!”
I praise their nobility for knowing when someone’s not hungry, just bored.