“Im sorry, but you are fucking stunning… if I told you you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me?” ^{cue cheesy smile}

It’s probably not going to get me anywhere but it might make her laugh, or at least not file sexual harassment charges for speaking to her… lol

‘What a nice blouse you have on there’

Nothing because I’m taking the stairs

I was expecting this to be a video where her tits bounce in an elevator. Thoroughly disappointed.

If a hotdog is a sandwich, is the ocean a soup?

Tip my fedora and say M’Lady

“Are you an AI model?” #new_kind_of_creepy

I make brief eye contact, purse my lips to form a half-smile, and nod my head downward. Then i move to an open corner of the elevator, i pull my phone out, and i end my turn.

I was looking at my phone and didn’t notice you.

Absolutely nothing because people who have elevator conversations are not worth talking to.

Considering it’s only 8 seconds this must be the fastest fucking elevator ever so I’m probably screaming

“I can be done in 7.”

Second 1: introduce myself

Second 2: Andrew Tate pose

Second 3: obtain phone number

Second 4: go on date

Second 5: head home with them

Second 6: get touchy

Second 7: undress

Second 8: get off at my floor because I already came at second 1.

sorry, i have a girlfriend already.

Absolutely nothing, because I wouldn’t want a stranger to talk to me in an elevator and I was raised to do unto others.