• DogPeePoo@lemm.ee
    46·
    2 months ago

    Fun fact: a used condom hanging from a tree branch by the interstate has more rigidity than Ted Cruz’s spine.

    It has also been said that it smells better than Ted’s soft teeth.

    • GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world
      7·
      2 months ago

      At least Allred was able to pull in some Republicans that voted foe Trump.

      Last I checked, Cruz has 200,000 less votes than Trump and Allred had 100,000 votes more than Harris.

      It’s so disappointing that Allred is behind by 1,000,000 votes, which is close to the number of voters purged IIRC.

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
    26·
    2 months ago

    My wife and I did our part. Now if USPS Express Mail would deliver our ballots, that would be great.

    UPDATE:

    • Lets_Eat_Grandma@lemm.eeEnglish
      27·
      2 months ago

      At this point i’m convinced the USPS has been sabotaged to disrupt mail in voting.

      I’ve had a piece of registered mail go missing just one month ago despite the tracking… I had a small package shipped from NJ end up in Iowa for some reason just yesterday, despite the destination being Boston.

      The USPS is in a really poor place with all the private competition taking the lucrative package shipments. It’s a shame we basically let them out to dry and accept service level decreases year after year so that we don’t have to fund it at all with taxes. IMO there should be a fee levied for every package shipped by third party delivery services that benefits the USPS because mail is simply too important to all aspects of a country to forsake.

      • STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world
        18·
        2 months ago

        At this point i’m convinced the USPS has been sabotaged to disrupt mail in voting.

        Yep, that’s a pretty big chunk of it. Most of it’s just a typical right-wing grift though, privatizing public services in the name of “cost savings”.

        Louis DeJoy is the current postmaster general, appointed by Trump in 2020. DeJoy also just so happens to be the founder and former CEO of XPO Logistics, a company that still has active contracts with the USPS to this day.

      • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
        2·
        2 months ago

        I checked and my UT mail in was counted, though washed away by all the red Mormons, but I absolutely suspect foul play with that orange cunt leading

  • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works
    10·
    2 months ago

    Is that race close? I remember being optimistic before and getting dashed, so I haven’t paid attention to that one this time around.

    • cm0002@lemmy.world
      21·
      2 months ago

      Yes, Collin Allred has apparently been hitting out of the park, way better and closer than the last D candidate to get close to unseating Ted Cruz

        • TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
          8·
          2 months ago

          The Iowa poll is the key to this whole thing.

          The Setzer poll tosses out what past elections use as a base for their calculations. She goes off what’s happening now and it’s an extremely reliable poll.

          #VOTE!!

          • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
            8·
            2 months ago

            I’m going to ask this dumb question in the interest of learning: I understand and agree Setzer is solid at polling Iowa, but what does it have to do with the Texas Senate?

            • TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
              6·
              2 months ago

              Polls are going off old data, not taking in account the new voters, and the Republicans dropped 30 shitty right-wing polls that skewed the data.

        • cm0002@lemmy.world
          3·
          2 months ago

          Can’t really trust the polls, from what I’ve been reading they’ve been overcompensating for the “Trump R factor” not to mention all the shady Republicans polls that keep dumping trash data that are all “Oh yea it’s gonna be a total Trump landslideee!!! Trust me brooo!”