Too late - my body belongs to Trump, and all my money to Putin (one presumes, or maybe Elon Musk, I guess we’ll find out), but you can have what’s left of my soul I guess? Having avoided Facebook, Threads, X, Instagram, Tiktok, etc., I might have quite a bit of it left?
reading this has the weird sensation of being brainwashed into a cult
If you are not already in the cult you will never be in the cult
TIL i’ll never be in the cult
May I also not be in the cult, please? 🙋♂️
Granted. I’m the not-cult leader. Give me your money.
Too late - my body belongs to Trump, and all my money to Putin (one presumes, or maybe Elon Musk, I guess we’ll find out), but you can have what’s left of my soul I guess? Having avoided Facebook, Threads, X, Instagram, Tiktok, etc., I might have quite a bit of it left?
The cult of having basic compassion for fellow human beings. Terrible.
Where do I sign up?
Explain, I’m not following