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Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Don't tell me what to do

sh.itjust.works

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Don't tell me what to do

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Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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    Is the red dot for engagement so the children will ask, or another reason?

    • deur@feddit.nl
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      Some potential reasons:

      1. This was taken with Windows’s snipping tool. If you click on the image, it draws. AFAIK the default color is red.

      2. This was screenshotted on android, and cropped later. They accidentally drew on it when trying to manipulate the image.

      There are other good reasons, but if it was engagement bait, oh well…

      • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.worksOP
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        #1 is correct in this case. I really had to squint to find the dot after @[email protected] mentioned it. My slightly-amused apologies to all whom it bothered.

      • EleventhHour@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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        Also on an iPhone.

    • lemmyman@lemmy.world
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      It’s to get past the softwar* censors

    • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br
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      Looks like it worked!

    • Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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      It’s a cue mark to let your browser know it’s time to load a new gif.

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        I hope it’s not Tyler Durden who’s loading new gifs this time

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      6 months ago

      HOW THEFUCJK DİD YOUBSEE İT

    • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      I didn’t even notice it until you mentioned it. @[email protected] guessed the correct cause.

    • Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It’s covering up a penis

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    Instructions unclear. Now I got 10 billion modules.

    • AA5B@lemmy.world
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      That’s what happens when you write JavaScript

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      The next question is what naming convention you used for them all.

  • (⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    smallest isOdd function

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      There are only 4.29 billion possible values of an int32, so even if you used 2 lines for each case, it’d still be under 10 billion lines of code

      bool isOdd(int num) {
          if (num == 1)
              { return true; }
          if (num == 2)
              { return false; }
          if (num == 3)
              { return true; }
          …
      }
      
      • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.worksOP
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        okay but what about an int512?

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    Says the person writing 100 words when 3 will do.

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      One word: debiggenify

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