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An image of Jackie Chan wearing a tuxedo with super imposed text on top and bottom: “quickly“ “name 3 things that aren’t Jackie Chan“
GROUCHO MARX, uh, THE 1973 PARIS PEACE ACCORDS, JACKIE CHA- FUCK!
Thank you so much, a classic
Nice
Wow, bonus that there is a legitimate reason for this. I just appreciated for once an assignment I could actually nail.
That was so funny.
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
FUCK
Jackie Coogan
Chan Marshall
Jackie Chan
F U C K !Jet Lee, Michelle Yeoh, Stephen Chow?
Asian people are not things, Shannon!
An animated kung-fu martial artist monkey
A super cop
A chinese native that travels overseas to America and teams up with either Owen Wilson or Chris Tucker look-a-likes to save another Chinese native, generally a young woman.
Remember when he blatantly supported China’s destruction of the Hong Kong people’s rights?
No. Remind me please. Not doubting you, I also find it very easy to believe
In 2009, Chan questioned the idea of a free press and said that Chinese control was a positive thing.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/heres-why-jackie-chan-is-really-unpopular-in-hong-kong/
Damn homie bent tge knee huh
Is this image of Jackie Chan in a tuxedo from the movie The Tuxedo, featuring Jackie Chan?
Uhhh toothpaste. That’s one.
Cheese grater
A Strom Thurmond filibuster
A weevil
Elefant, spaceships, tacos
Bow tie, shirt, jacket.
THOSE RINGS SONIC DROPS ! THREE OF THEM
Wacky Flan
Snacky Dan
Khaki TanAllen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats
Electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors
