• GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      Some dudes live their whole lives afraid their balls will fall off and roll away if they eat anything but brown meat.

    • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      In the 90s people started suggesting eating veggies occasionally and the American populace reacted predictably, i.e. as if someone were threatening to literally emasculate them.

      Kind of like the modern anti-vax/anti-mask freaks.

    • mommykink@lemmy.world
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      I’ve heard it be said from many men that I knew growing up that the more processed food is, the better, because it kills all the germs that come out of the ground. I’ve not seen that man eat anything green that wasn’t on top of a fast food cheeseburger in all my years alive.