Blackout

Charge them rent and use that money to buy a social media company.

I’m convinced Tiberius was just an introvert. It’s easy to make up crazy things about a person that stays in an reads on a Friday night.

Contains 0% sweat even though it’s in the name :(

Too bad, we worship capybaras now and only do what they tell us to do. Now get in the bath and put an orange on your head!

What if we all converted to the same religion, mine?

Think about it. Those kids never let the Jewish rabbit have any of their trix. And those flavors!

I had the same issue once and I solved it by adding more fans

They are also the reason why trix cereal tasted a little fascist

If you visit harbin China they will think you are Russian, which is pretty much a wash. The worst part is the Russians will think you are Russian too and try to get you to drink with them. Unless you regularly down pints of vodka do NOT go drinking with Russians.

The tour de France is very mountainous. 50 is 30 mph here and I averaged up sure. I’d bike with pros on the weekends and they would blow by me. But the space between lights were a sprint and I would overtake traffic each time.

You can go fast in that bike but it’s not really built for it. If you desire speed there are usually good deals on older street bikes. My 40 yr old miyata 910 weighs half of your MTB and that makes a big difference in acceleration and speed. I commuted with this bike for almost 20 years and got my average up to 50 kph. Would pass traffic between lights, it felt great being faster than cars.

It’s the only way you can hear us over the gunshots

It’s like capitalism inside your capitalism

It’s going to suck to be forced to eat there. But what can you do, the ziabatsu commands it.

Sorry I called dibs already, you guys will have to find another cave to live in

Is that the going to work game everyone is playing? I heard that game sucks

When did you win your second noble prize in physics?

What a doofus

Give him your lamp and walk away

It’s fight night at the waffle house pancake days