It’s not your “gf” if you’re paying actual cash for it.

The article mentions Toys’R’Us, was it also written by AI or did I slip into a universe where they didn’t go out of business?

Website doesn’t exist or something.

Have you been lobotomized or do you just work for Nintendo?

Adorable. I want one.

But the country actually is full of fucking fascists…

This was the exact sentiment that crossed my mind. The amount of money these dipshits have available and they’re eating that crap? I don’t even believe it. This HAD to be a photo op to make the idiots believe “Wow they eat what I eat” before they rolled in the burnt steak with ketchup and whatever else they actually prefer.

Deport them… To HELL!

I mean, clearly the underwear is worn like the left and the pants like the right.

I can tell you an intro I always skip, SG-1. I love that show so much, but the into sucks for all 10 seasons.

It’s broken clocks.

You don’t have to LIKE it, you just have to SEE it.

Greed. Greed. Greed.

If we want renewable energy we should attach some kind of turbine to Carl. He must be spinning at a pretty good clip right about now.

TIHI

Thanks man.

My trust in insurance companies is so low that I wouldn’t put it past them to get one report of an actual bear attacking a vehicle, doing the math to determine that it would be cheaper to pay some dude to dress up as one and take the fall than it would be to pay out on a single car.

That’s where my trust level with insurance companies is.

Yeah but, it’s on Epic. So, pass.

Do we care about the switch? Is that something we’re doing now?

Bad for america, bad for the world.