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“when you go far enough left, you get your guns back”

It’s a common test for general eye health. It’s really not about wearing glasses, it’s just something eye doctors do to make sure you stay healthy.

The Shaq Fu video game, goddamn, what a waste of effort

This is headcanon now

LaTeX with Beamer for slides, and show the resulting PDF on any computer you want

I’ve been here! Well, to the left of here. It’s a fairly generic McDonald’s aside from the burgerreich’s ivy league uni.

Star Wars? Boo!

The atrocities the American soldiers committed on the daily are unforgivable. Period. I don’t care if they were drafted or if they volunteered for being barbarians.

I missed that part; wish I hadn’t posted it now

Please do NOT spit fire on that thang

I’m a cat person and I don’t get it either

No forgiveness. Get fucked, losers.

Exactly, my first thought to this was “with considerable back pain”. My partner is considering a boob reduction for this same reason.

Understandable addition

Etymologist: [visible confusion]

This is fine

Give yer balls a tug