Anybody wanting to know just how bad the USA has gotten just needs to look at this: we have to ask. We really have to ask if a meme on a phone got someone banned from the USA.

Literally any other year before 2025 and the answer to that question would be so obviously a “no” in the public eye that you’d be laughed at for even asking it.

Now it’s all too believable.

Point.

My dad once picked up a beautiful hitchhiker. In the course of the drive she claimed to be a witch who could turn him into anything she wanted. My father, being very skeptical, asked her to prove it. She whispered some magic words in his ear and, sure enough, he turned into a motel.

Definitely a tech type: Arrogant, snide, and dismissive of people whose skill sets don’t match their own.

I would start showing how little you actually know about anything (including your precious tech) but the lesson would be lost. You don’t know enough about even the basics of how we know things, how societies work, and what the relationship is between humans and technologies to follow along.

Buhbye.

And an enormous amount of human fæces as a binder.

He should increase the dose. Maybe mix it with booze. I hear that’s a great way to increase its effect.

He should try being likeable.

He made a video. About de-Googling. On Google’s video platform.

Irony is dead.

There’s nothing secret about their murdercops.

It doesn’t help that Tesla’s offerings are so far behind the times now that they’re stale goods. Kaptain Ketamine was so intent on that idiotic “Cybertruck” fiasco, then his idiotic political ambitions, that Tesla brought nothing meaningful new to the marketplace.

Anybody who goes to the USA for tourism these days frankly deserves what they get. It’s not as if we don’t have six months of ever-increasing US shitfuckery to warn us!

No Facebook since 2016. No Twitter since … I want to say 2021? It was sometime after the COVID-19 blow-up, fairly soon afterward. Never had Instagram or LinkedIn.

I guess I get bounced.

No, wait! They can’t bounce me! I swore off setting foot on US soil ever again in 1999.

I wonder how they will treat people who don’t have social media accounts?

Take a group of people who grew up without the need for any technical skills, put them in a car that is wildly complex and this is what you get.

I’m going to guess you work in some form of tech. If not, perhaps you should seek a career change because techbros love your attitude.

Me? I’m the diametric opposite. My devices work for me, not the other way around. If they fail at this, they get trashed.

Automobiles have had their UX smoothed out and nigh-perfected. It takes an arrogant tech twat to think that they know more than every design engineer who lived over the past century.

No, that’s a common misconception.

You have the right to freeze your peaches, often shortened to freeze peach.

So much difficulty could have been avoided if people had learned to spell when writing that 2nd Amendment. (The US Constitution: So good it had to be fixed 27 times!)

Your business should not be sending you into danger like that when there’s perfectly good alternatives like, you know, not going.

If you have family in the US, for the love of all that’s Holy GET THEM OUT!

Why are Irish people even going to the US?

Why is ANYBODY from ANYWHERE going to the US?

Seriously, people. Stop that nonsense!

Seth who now?

I should translate it for Americans then: 🖕.

😉

Thanks for the laugh. This brightened my day!