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  • From a board game standard, political ideologies are like this.

    Conservatives see life through the game of Monopoly. They must take everything and have everything and leave others with nothing. If any other player has anything, then they aren’t truly winning.

    Edit: The problem with an all or nothing mentality is that it always eventually ends terribly. Either for the player or their victims.

    Liberals see life through the game of Jumunji. They see it as all the players must work together to win and if there is even one weak link, we all lose.

    Edit: The problem with this mentality is that sometimes, the weak links are just shitty cheaters that don’t want to play but the Libs keep trying to help them, despite losing the game half of the time.

    Moderates see life like the game of Life. They believe “wrongly even” that we all start similar and that our choices determine how we end with some winners and some losers.

    Edit: Sorry, but some players aren’t worth playing with and moderates find themselves helping the cheaters and then wondering why they are 2nd or 3rd place.