Yeah you’re right, while we’re at it we should also ban dying your hair, or piercings, because they come from the “woke” ideology, which is synonymous with nazism. Actually, all women should be required to maintain long hair and not cut it short. It should also be dyed blonde if not naturally blonde. Oh and blue colored eyes. We need to fight the right-wing authoritarian ideology of woke genderism, cuz things like dyed hair and piercings and tattoos are what the nazi-left uses to “oppress” women.

I am very smart.