Spent two years on and off on Simon’s Quest before figuring out some of the hidden stuff that allowed me to get to the end and then beat the game. Hundreds of wasted hours killing those stupid zombies at night and talking to useless villagers during the day. What a shit designed game.

Compensating.

“I’m the richest man in the world, I must be the best. Why don’t people like me? I’ll make them pay for mocking me…”

I have high school aged children so all of the sabre rattling is unsettling to me. I would love my kids to maybe explore degree programs outside of the US because I don’t see things getting better anytime soon. I don’t want them sucked into some bullshit conflict started by that guy.

Lol. Get fucked.

I will never fly on something like this. If that eventually means I never fly again, so be it.

I canna waterrr it doon no morrrre.

I don’t live in Iowa but have a small farm and live surrounded by farmers and ranchers. You have to understand that these people have the tiniest of perspective to the world. They spend almost their entire lives on one property, rarely go anywhere due to the nature of farming, and constantly have right-wing radio on in the truck and the barn and fox news on at home. You combine that with limited education across multiple generations and you have a group of people perfectly suited to consistently buy into propaganda and almost never able to identify things that will eat their face in the end.

Isn’t Iowa one of those shithole countries? /s

Aww. I was hoping it was payday and a wonderful day… Until he realizes he’s paying the bear patrol tax.

“Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax!”

"That’s the homeowners tax "

For anyone else in the US … Look at Mr. Moneybags here with 2 (2!) eggs for breakfast. Sheesh. Some people just gotta flaunt their wealth.

Gross. Just gross.

Me too. Although it depends on the device. Sometimes I am the really old guy and sometimes I’m Tom Cruise.

With that said, I got a great laugh from this.

I suggest they change to the Utah Mormoms or Utah Polygamists.

Wilford Brimley? Didn’t know he played tennis. Die a beet us!

Just to stir shit up… I’m going to say Al Franken.

I recommend feather touch.

You have selected power drive.

Look elsewhere.

That’s what feels different for me this time. Before I took a break and came back fine. This time … I just don’t know… Every day is worse.

And that’s WITH limitations on social media, getting outside more, medication and spending more time with family.

(It’s like the therapist scene from Office Space)

The fact that you even weighed the pros and cons of your proposal puts you light years ahead of most hiring managers.

He’s not wearing a tie at all. (Gasps)