shallot [they/them, she/her]

I don’t let myself try that hard. I will not touch prairie king, think too hard about side quests, or even things like community center bundles. I play for vibes, and the second they’re off I’m putting it down and walking away.

So yeah, I’ve had to make some adjustments to keep it at least partly effective this time around. But that doesn’t mean it’s particularly effective lol. I think I mainly use it as a way to force myself to disengage for a bit.

I will never

Mostly I don’t, but also stardew valley

We are all subject to your wife’s boss in this cursed place

Also I don’t like that at some level I still seem to consider this “us,” if I’m being honest.

I’m pretty sure we even have the nerds to make this happen, we just keep putting MBAs in charge of them because everything works better when some mouth breathing PowerPoint monkey calls the shots based on this quarter’s line projections.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I agree that investment would be great and useful, but we’d also probably have to kick our dipshits-in-charge habit too.

I think I’m going to confront her on video and ask her about her father

I’m a totally serious person btw

The trick is to use the slurp juice to get multiple apes

What I really need is a steaming pile of new legacy code that might even work.

I don’t know if I want to commit to participating in the discussion actively, but at the very least I’d be interested in reading along.

The wheel of prime

Three members of the Grand Rapids Police Department, including two captains, testified that Schurr followed his training and department policies.

Yeah, that’s not better lol

Holy fuck lmao

But no dirt roads tho cause that’s gay, and we’re straight (normal (not gay (abnormal (hell))))