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TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 months ago

Calzone filled with clams

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Calzone filled with clams

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TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    2 months ago

    WHAT THE FUCK

    • FiveMacs@lemmy.ca
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      Right? Like who is the literal idiot that did this…gonna break someone’s teeth

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      For real, who uses a fork on a calzone?

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        People who order a clam calzone are the first people that come to mind.

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    This reminds me of the time my mates and I got together and made the absolute best oyster calzones. The shells actually add great flavor to the dough, you’d be surprised. Just cut the calzone up and eat it. The best part was none of that ever happened because this is insane, but I love it.

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      Average AI recipe

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        I liked when GPT was new and just played “yes and” to whatever weird recipes you could think up

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    This abomination will be remembered as one of humanities greatest failures.

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      Oh this has nothing to do with humanity. This ought to be a cosmic horror.

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    I’m not a fan of clamzone

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      Your mom let me visit the clamzone last night. Tell her sorry about the curtains.

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        Man, if that was my mom and you did anything to her curtains, she will have made sure to make you feel sorry. I hope you like a beating.

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          She charges extra for that.

      • ikidd@lemmy.world
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        I never did hit the bottom of the clamzone, but I beat the hell out of the sides.

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    2 months ago

    DELETE THIS

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    I thought “clams doesn’t sound so bad” I didn’t expect the shells to be there

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    If this isn’t against the Geneva convention we need to get this shit added immediately. What the fuck is this.

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    Give this to someone you hate. Really hate.

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    Clamzone

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    Well… you’ll certainly get your daily calcium from that.

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      Clamcium

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    For a second I thought this was an exploded Wiener dog

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    Why do the shells of those clams look softer than the calzones (protective hard?) shell?

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    Why

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    I thought this to be a AI generated picture that is supposed to fuck with you until I read the title.

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