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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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  • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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    i mean.

    The two look like boobs, and the three look like a penis, so… Case closed?

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      • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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        boobs are two, cuz two boobs.

        Penis is three cuz balls, plus one.

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        Boobs are two circles. Penis head with two balls underneath is the three circles. It’s not a good representation, whoever decided that

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      The two look like balls, and the three look like a head and boobs.

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        - Ducks is heads because ducks have heads.

        - What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?

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        I came here to pee but I’ll hold it in to spend some time in the head-in-some-boobs room.

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        yeah but then where penis?

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      It could be interpreted as number of major orifices a person has not including eurethra.

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        possibly, but that would be way too complicated for signage like this, it seems like this is actually just stall numbering inside of a gendered bathroom as per another post in the thread though.

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          No matter what the signs indicate it is already overcomplicated.

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            yeah, it’s definitely silly.

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        Let’s see 2 nostrils…2 ears…mouth… oh shit

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          We have differing opinions of the word Major.

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            Well the fact that you thought it necessary to qualify whether the urethra counted as ‘major’ kind of highlights how non-obvious that terminology is in this case.

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      That’s exactly how I interpret it.

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