• mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
    6·
    11 小时前

    Produce Blame - shift responsibility onto an adjacent player.

    Beacon of Hose - keep any bards in range from doing the deed.

    Flesh to Store - morbid way to buy and sell goods, far away from civilization.

    Tiny Hat - purely cosmetic, but so worth it.

    Mage Sand - sha-sha-sha!

    Tree Strife - an off-color joke that will get you cancelled by the ents. Eventually.

    Punburst - a barrage televisable jokes which might still get you killed.

    Arcane Lick - you’re lucky restraining orders haven’t been invented yet.

    Tire Shield - surprisingly effective.

    Fund Steed - they’re fucking expensive!

    Revilify - shift responsibility onto any past target of Produce Blame.

    Fare Storm - lawful neutral highway robbery.

    Blank - counterspell for a scroll.

    Knick - does minimal damage, but it really hurts!

    Mass Peal - deafen nearby enemies with a cacophony of bells.

    Bending - it’s just Move Earth, but you get to pretend you know karate.

    Spore the Dying - cordyceps infection technically is not necromancy.

    Cull Lightning - increases rendering efficiency.

    Dispel Gold - really pisses off the munchkins.

    Wall of Firs - like Wall of Stone, but biodegradable.

    Counterspill - put any liquid back into its container. Potions included.

    • Derpykat5@ttrpg.network
      3·
      8 小时前

      Arcane Dye - for when you don’t want to worry about mixing your whites with your reds.

      Healing Ward - blocks all heal effects on the target.

      Heap Metal - for when you don’t feel like paying a hireling to collect the gear of that bandit camp you just slaughtered.

      Antilife Spell - wait, I guess that’s just Power Word Kill…

      Burning Lands - when Fireball just isn’t Fireball-y enough for you.

      Chromatic Orc - summons an orc ally. A different color each time you cast the spell.

      Control Hater - a more powerful version of Command that only works on things that are currently hostile to you.

      Fire Stork - that wizard must have really hated storks. Incinerates the nearest stork.

      Fig Cloud - an alternative to Hero’s Feast for vegan parties.

      Glyph of Barding - acts as armor for your horses.

      Prismatic Ball - hold on, I’ve been notified this was just a mistranslation of Chromatic Orb. Never mind.

      Rope Brick - this is what you get when you let the Barbarian make spells.

      Sheep - conjures a sheep.

      Stonespin - does what it says on the tin.

      Runbeam - force the target to move their full speed every turn.

      Rime Stop - I was kicked from a table after bringing this into a Rime of the Frostmaiden campaign.

      Wash - why would you spend a 9th level spell on Prestidigitation?

    • Revan343@lemmy.ca
      1·
      6 小时前

      Counterspill - put any liquid back into its container. Potions included.

      Oh man, that would be so useful. Oil spills, railcars, spilled milk, the possibilities are endless

    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
      3·
      10 小时前

      Some new ones:

      Lending - the real way to make gold.

      Dust - makes everything a little cleaner.

      Lust - makes everything a lot dirtier.

      Bare - put that back on.

      Lightning Lute - lets bards play Dragonforce.

      Lightning Lube - lets bards do other things.

      Massage - see above.

      Child Touch - why don’t you have a seat over there.

      Fire Colt - impractical to ride, but looks badass.

      Fine Bolt - produces some excellent cloth.

      Sopping Sting - material component: towel.

      Cause Tear - material component: onion.

      Thundercrap - makes everything a lot dirtier.

      Compelled Duet - the bard ropes you into a musical.

      Defect Magic - counterspell, but funnier.

      Dog Cloud - oh gods, who fed him cheese?

      Inflict Sounds - I cast tinnitus!

      Wild Canning - preserves food.

      Arr Bubble - everyone in range talks like a pirate.

      Zine Of Truth - mimeographed to fight the man!

      Animate Lead - it’s just a gun.

      Speak With Deaf - need your hands free.

      Wall of Wafer - ineffective, but delicious.

      Egg Whip - stiff peaks!

      Heath Ward - man, fuck that guy.

      Magic Bar - goes well with Tending.

      Glyph of Carding - let’s see some ID, “halfling.”

      Wine Walk - after hitting the Magic Bar.

      Soul Cafe - much more relaxing.

      Wash - finally, everything is clean.