• andybytes@programming.dev
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    It’s gotten so dummy. It’s so funny. Poo Poo. Doopity doo doo squeak Squeak of the Squeaky toy. Did you make a boo boo? The lick of the shoe. Let me squeeze all the juice out of you. Stuck in time because we ran by swine. All I hear is… Yack yack yack yack… All work and no play makes a dull boy!..

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    Why would you pay for Microsoft Word? It’s so strange to subscribe to a word processor. I feel like I’ve landed on an alien planet and these people just are the type of creatures that you can’t see their faces because their faces are stuck up their own assholes. There is literally a free and open source software that just works the same as Word. That is free. And it ain’t going nowhere because it has European backing now. Because now the Europeans don’t trust Microsoft. Thank you spaghetti monster. It’s like you’re fucking up. You’re doing it wrong. Delete the virus that is called Microsoft.

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    Word is the team leader

    PowerPoint is the one that talks to sponsors

    Note is the team tactician

    Excel is the stats guy

    Publisher is the social influencer

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    6 days ago

    Back when Dota 2 had player icons in a vertical collumn I once saw a Kim Jong Il team with names like “his glorious head” and “his glorious hands”.

    Absolutely mopped the floor with them, but still funny.

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      Good times, I remember that and the face of Gaben.

      Gaben’s glorious brow
      Gaben’s wise eyes
      Gaben’s sculpted nose
      Gaben’s loving smile
      Gaben’s modest chin

      Something like that.

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky@lemm.ee
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    GG! Easy match! If the players are anything like the actual software, they’re slow, extremely unresponsive when you need anything critical done, and will crash out of the lobby before the game ends.

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      You will play against them next match tho, and the one after that, and so on. Your boss will force you to only play with them from now on, even tho format is portable.

  • Victor@lemmy.world
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    Can you imagine if they also got the correct arrow colors above their profile pictures? What a day that would be to be alive.

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      If they were queued together they could’ve, you can pick your preferred colour in the lobby

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        I can’t imagine they weren’t, so what kind of savages are they that they didn’t pick their correct colors?! 😭

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    I’ve had similar but they were all Raising Canes menu items with matching picture. Canes Tenders, Canes Crinkle Fries, Canes Toast, Canes Sauce, Canes Coleslaw.