A few years ago a Chinese diplomat was tweeting about how there was a terror attack by Uighur extremists at a metro station in a large Chinese city. He explained it like “imagine if someone went to a busy Dallas subway station and started stabbing people.”
A bunch of Yankoids responded like: "Hah! Ignorant Chinese just assuming we have a subway in Dallas
but at what cost
Several billion yuan to the government to build it
BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE LED CAR TUNNEL IN VEGAS? CHECKMATE
Yea, ok, but can you murder mentally ill minorities on Chinas subways and be treated like a hero?
Shhhhhhh stop giving the ASPI ideas.
“How do you find around the subway?”
Uyghur: “I can either follow the grooves in the floor for blind people or I watch out for the signs that are in Mandarin, English, and my native script!”
American: “I cast daylight and roll 1d20 for perception”