the real ultimate manly way is to ditch the smart phone and only have the push-to-talk Nextel 2 way, have truncated conversations over a super loud speaker about equipment only ever referred to by its manufacturer “the Polaris, the Chevy, the Kubota”, and end conversations with “you got it”
The problem with “weak” (low-power) poses is they make you look smaller… and feel smaller.
With your arms and elbows brought close to the body, and the shoulders and neck bending down – it practically looks like you’re curling up in a shell.
So go against the norm and adopt “strong” (high-power) poses when it comes to using your phone. It takes a good amount of confidence to do… as well as accepting the fact that it’ll raise some eyebrows.
Caring about this kind of thing sounds so exhausting.
ah yes, the “take up lots of space” School of performing Masculinity, with Head Master Larry “Wide Stance” Craig.
This is why we need more sexy himbo leftists like Hasan
I’m a man and therefore I must never use an umbrella in the rain, because people might think I am gay /s
This but not /s
I hate carrying around extra shit if I don’t end up having to need it or only will need the umbrella for a minute or two
Today, we ask ourselves: are the straights okay? No.
You must assert dominance over your handheld devices
If you ever have to deal with someone from the manosphere who talks about all the shit they do to be “more of a man” just give them a sympathetic look and say “that’s rough. I suffer from gender dysphoria, too.” And see how they react
Lmao, teaching men to take objectively worse pictures.
Part of my transition was learning how to take better pictures that were more flattering and that’s doing the opposite of what they recommend.
Being a man is about taking shitty photos
anything other than a belt holster is gay
Yeah I strap my phone to a gun
Use your phone with both hands or just one hand (while the other jacks off your peanits)
oh you hold your phone like you want to suck its dick??? not me!!! im very comfortable in my masculinity!!!Can’t look at your phone in class by holding it to your face bro, we were trained to look straight down
I put my axe body spray on one spritz at a time just like any other guy, fella.
If you’re a man and even a single person thinks you look gay then your dick falls off and you have to go live in the cornfield
Made me think of this classic
I swear that men style sites used to be less obsessed with gender norms since they advocated for self care like manicure and pedicure and trying unique trends like colour blocking and pulling it off or even matching colours with your SO, the heck happened?
yeah, I remember watching some videos of his about something obscure like “shirt stays” before I discovered suspenders.
before this guy was a style blogger, they were a career uniformed cop… so I think this is all just going back to their roots of being a costumed loser giving swagger lessons.
also, probably a textbook example of audience driving content… because one can imagine the segment of the audience most faithful to a blogger with “real men” in the title.
and like the other poster said, they ran out of actual style/fashion material.
I assume they just made it thru all the other material
