Fucking castles, duh
Trebuchets, which btw are far superior to catapults.
Winter
Beheading kings.
None of you dumb fuckers has any idea what “medieval” means.
I’ve been to Medieval Times I know exactly what it means. Is say we bring back eating big drumsticks in public.
Magic of course.
Syphilis
Trump already brought that one back.
I just really like walking around eating giant turkey legs.
This has never been forbidden.
Perpetual stew, good architecture, and no Twitter
That’s not cool man…
They said medieval, that is way too late.
I dunno, that was invented to make beheadings more humane…let’s go back to an axe.
Child labor.
Oh, wait…
Bring back duels!
Everybody needs guillotine… That says something!
Inns, especially if they’ve got an enormous pot of perpetual stew, and people are giving out quests.
There was perpetual stew?
Still is, according to legend
That sounds an awful lot like restaurants and jobs…
Yes, but tavern wenches are assumed to be included.
Those are just called lot lizards now.
Inns like that existed during the enlightenment up through the invention of the railroad. In the medieval era you slept in a church or maybe someone’s home.
Inns existed in large cities during the medieval period.