Wait for it
Dary!
Legendary!
…oh, is that not what we’re doing?
Shooter forgot to allow for the cloud of hot air and bullshit emanating from the target’s mouth.
We’re in the other timeline.
The darkest timeline
Guest 5127 wants to get off Mr. Multiverse 's Wild Ride
We’re not there yet
170 days left in the year 💪
If anything is gonna do him in, it’ll be one too many hamberders (I shouldn’t talk shit though, they’ll probably kill me too one day)
Tim Miller from The Bulwark has referred to Trump having a heart attack as the “hamburger from heaven” and I can never forget that phrase.
We all have to die eventually anyways and there’s a lot worse ways to go.
. . . so far
He’ll die soon or late, that’s literally the only prediction that can’t possibly be wrong.
Maybe we’ll get lucky and a blood clot will break loose from all the stress. Gawd knows his arteries have to look like a Florida sewer pipe by now.
Well, if the next guy aims better then it’d be closed casket
Kinda like when I was describing a flowering plant that volunteered in our yard as “either annual or perrenial”.
Keep these shitty AI posts from X off here.
The first prediction?
No, no… Let them cook