• spamfajitas@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    The real secret to longevity is to have spotty health records and a difficult to verify birth certificate. Bonus points if you’re in a country that has undergone multiple radical regime changes.

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      (Political) scientists don’t want you to know this one weird trick to eternal life!