Are we announcing the Reichstag fire this time?
Damn, that got me!
Is ICE planning on going out in tiny groups‽
Oh shit oh shit oh shit…
Gotta keep “the people” on the edge of their seats and clutching their pearls with fear!!
OTOH, maybe if this attempt at an administration wasn’t acting as dicks to the rest of the world, tarrifing every import, engaging in genocide, bombing Islamics and just generally fucking being douches to the Nth degree…
TBF, US is pretty hateable just now. 🤡 🖕 🖕 💩 💩
Islamics
We usually call them “Muslims”.
You’re confusing the Muslimics with the Islamians.
It’s definitely Muslamic
Ismalists
Gee, I wonder why…
“These individuals are often motivated by a broad range of racial, ethnic, political, religious, anti-government, societal, or personal grievances,” the assessment continued.
Pretty much covers…checks notes every citizen, immigrant, and visitor.
Yup…
“For your protection we’ve decided to arrest everyone who is not a registered Republican”
My state doesn’t have party registrations. It’d just be cheaper to wall us all off and leave us alone in our miserable place, just to be sure.
Of course, you can’t wall the side to Canada, but we’ll promise to not go there while we are isolated from the rest of the US.
My state doesn’t have party registrations but they keep track of when and where we vote, and therefore can see what primary we vote in.
That’s not going to save Republican or anyone else.
Well I mean crimes of passion were left off the list.
What if they’re passionate about racial, ethnic, political, religious, anti-government, societal, or personal grievances?
👏👏👏
Define: passion.
ICE is going to firing squad some people during the fireworks Friday.
I thought ICE travelled in packs.
The collective noun for ICE members is “shitheel.”
Nonstop fear-mongering. So exhausting.
Annnnd there’s the bat signal to all the domestic terrorist cells they’ve grown over the past decade of abuse.
Be safe over the next few days. Watch out for white guys with big truck and cops.
I feel like this comes every 4th of July, the only difference is now it is a wolf whistle.
Please strike mar a largo
Can’t have any pesky protests on the 4th.
