Meanwhile IVF is north of $25k…
That baby must have eyes like a hammerhead shark.
Good riddance shit parents.
Honestly though, the baby is better off without those parents. I’m of the mind that we shouldn’t shame / prosecute them, since that would actually discourage other horrible parents like this from giving up their babies.
Granted, abortion would be a much better route, but small steps.
Police ultimately tracked down a “contract” signed by both the runaway parents and one would-be buyer, who was identified by authorities as Cody Martin.
It read: “I Darien Urban and Shalene Ehlers are signing our rights over to Cody Nathaniel Martin of our baby boy for $1,000 on 09/21/2024.
“Disclaimer: Alter signing this there will be no changing yall two’s minds and to never contact again.”
Literally a trailer park boys episode. I can picture what kind of campground this is.
It said they hadn’t even given them the money yet. I’m really hoping they only did it to remove the child from the awful parents, and were planning on going to the authorities in the morning. The man with the plan was heavily intoxicated
That seemed to be the idea. Basically, that baby was saved by a drunk with a heart of gold.
What can you even do with a baby?
No idea. Afaik it’s just a huge money pit.
Trade it for beer, duh
Will it blend?
Apparently you can paint houses with them, but you’d need a lot more than just one baby
Sad and horrible things have been done with babies. Don’t go looking for pictures or videos on the internet.
With the father’s history of domestic abuse I just hope this couple doesn’t produce another baby for the purpose of selling it.
“l’ll give you an idea. Why as a pup, l myself fetched $30,000 on the black market. That was 1954 dollars. Now, for 50 grand, l’ll track him and l’ll find him. And the people that took him, l’ll kick their butts. No extra charge.”
Infinite money glitch
Nope, the most amount of kids someone has had is 69, so I’m sure it’s not worth the sub $70k for your entire life
Jesus, buy that woman a kickstand
…and the pro life community is somehow mad here. Weird
How close are those branches of that family tree‽
It ain’t a tree, its a double helix
The möbius strip of bad decisions and family reunions.
The perpetrators look blood related in the first degree. They have the same lips/nose/eyebrows/jawline. Maybe they have matching his-n-hers fetal alcohol syndrome.
I’m not saying they are twins, but they could unlock each others phones….
What kind of beer though?
It’s Arkansas.
Busch Light. I forgot they were too woke. I don’t know what they’ve switched to, I haven’t drank in over a decadeActually might be Busch light, Budweiser is the woke one and most of them don’t realize it’s the same company.
Bud is woke?
Well Bud Light is, they gave a single can to a trans women like a year and a half ago.
Aha. That’s monstrously woke indeed
Wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest down here
Florida breathes sigh of relief
Of course it’s Arkansas
Arkansas: It’s the Alabama of Floridas!
To get a baby costs a moment of pleasure, but to get a horse costs money.
They say you can’t hear a picture, and yet…
