People just assuming bad faith, I would totally get a “my grandchildren are in my selfish son’s balls” sticker for my parents if it weren’t a wierd thing to put on a car.
I hope he daughter has gone no contact. If you want kids this bad, adopt.
Y’all reacting to this with no context or anything.
I’m sure most of us know someone who would 100% give a sticker like this jokingly to their parent, and the parent thinking it’d be a laugh to slap on the car.
I sure as hell do.
So for all y’all know, this is a joke that you arent in on and getting pissed over.
Waiting for context? In MY internet?!
Maybe you shouldn’t have neglected me, slut shamed me, and let my cousins make me strip for all of them at once at 4 years old? (Not you you, OP)
Now I want a “my grandchildren are still in my selfish sons huge balls”
You know what’s fucked?
Women can say that babies make their ovaries twitch and that’s totally fine.
But if a man says that babies make their dick hard, everyone loses their mind.
What’s that all about?
What the hell did I just read?
I mean, we don’t get off through stimulating our ovaries for one lmao
Maybe you don’t.
double standards
Porn title if every I saw one
That’s not how testicles work.
Not with that attitude
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It’s not how ovaries work either. Where’s the comment about that?
Well, Hank Hill just logged off of the internet forever.
I will now ask women if they feel the “mittelschmerz” with no context. Thanks for letting me know.
I don’t have any of those, so I’m not qualified to comment.
No balls…no overies…which bathroom do you use at the mall??? Because I have MANY follow up questions, but aren’t sure which would apply.
Also not how that works. Read a book and stop hiding behind your genitals when it comes to calling out sexist bullshit that doesn’t affect you directly.
Jesus, this is insane.
Plot twist. Daughter is 12
I mean, yeah. These are the kind of people whose skeletons should be found on the couch in front of a still running television by whoever shows up to evict them for failure to pay taxes because they didn’t have anyone in their lives willing and able to put them in a home.
Bedsore Meadows is the luxurious death option.
there are quite a few people who seem to want to be mothers more than they want to actually have kids.
Some of our programming is hard to resist. If it wasn’t, there would be a lot less of us around!
But fewer humans would be a good thing. We’re not going anywhere, might as well live within reason.
what is stopping us from choosing excess instead of listening to silly nature?
Why did you remove your upvote?
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Ok
Don’t disagree. I’ll be the final branch on my family tree.
Lots of people are. The big advent of the modern century has been keeping more people alive longer, not having more kids.
We just happened to be born into a generation that had a glut of human labor without savvy administration to guide its usefulness.
The next generation will be leaner. But the generation after? Who can say? 8B is a lot of people. I don’t think humanity is just winking out because we drop below replacement leave.
Lots of other people are still having kids. It’s not on any one person or even one nation to worry about.
I mean no offence but I find your username horrifying.
When you get a carbonator you want to try carbonating everything.
Best compliment I’ve had all day!
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If all it takes to horrify your palate is carbonating some pasta sauce, then for your own mental health, never ever ever ever ever ask a black person what “chitlins” are.
I’ve spent most of my life in the South, I absolutely know what chitlins are. They ain’t great but they are what they’re intended to be: making the most out of whatever you can afford.
I’m also Italian-American. Carbonated pasta sauce was intended for no man. It would be an abomination against God and nature.
I would be ok with there being less of us around. I would be VERY ok with that.
These boomers are lucky we are civilized enough to NOT take the matter into our own hands to save social security and permit proper economic distrbution of resource so normal couple can have kids.
Truly fucking clueless.
Regime bootlickers won’t acknowledge that many people are NOT having kids due to failed social policy their beloved owners and their regimes whores got going for us.
It’s a joke.
Sorry! BOOMER BAD! (please with the upvotes now)
jokes are supposed to be funny
Sure, but it still a bit much to put on your car. I don’t have ovaries but I don’t think I’d like to see my parent have this if I did.
“my children are thrown away in a tissue” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it
I assume this person’s daughter is ok with the bumper sticker.
I don’t even assume this person has a daughter. For all we know, they have a non-binary child and wish them “happy daughter’s day” every year. Not that I have a mom like that or anything /projection
Assume the worst in people and that’s what you’ll find.
Oh you mean a deadnaming fuckhead
I assure you they are very likely not… Or they disowned them so they don’t give a shit
I wouldn’t assume that. What a horrible position to be in. I could see my mother slapping this on and exclaiming GET IT IT’S A JOKE?! Which, how does a reasonable person respond to that? Most would probably wince and move on, while mom is gleefully unaware at how much it hurts her daughter.
And we haven’t even gotten to what if daughter can’t have children and is too ashamed to admit it!
It’s a sexist joke that denigrates their own daughter for making decisions for herself.
Boomer bad
Ok, boomer.
Go back to reddit you troll.
I’d disown her
I will just never understand the desire people have to be in total control of others.
Yes it’s my children who are selfish! Never me, couldn’t be me at all
Overreacting much op?
Some people beat their kids and abuse them. These parents made a corny joke that nobody would have batted an eye at 10 years ago. Not that big a deal
Jokes are supposed to be funny. Where funny?
Has every joke your parent or family made funny? And if the joke wasn’t funny, did you cut them out of your life and abandon them?
This ‘joke’ is not an offhand comment that wasn’t thought through. Someone thought this, found and purchased the sticker, installed it, and lives with it every day. I would definitely cut someone out of my life if they continuously disrespected me like this, at least if they continued to do this after I confronted them about it.
I’m not overreacting. Anyone who would put such a nasty sticker on their vehicle clearly has no respect for their adult children. If they are willing to broadcast the supposed “selfishness” of their daughter to everyone around them, you know that this sticker is just the tip of the iceberg.
Imagine what they must say to their daughter in private if this is what they think is appropriate to say about her in public.
Definitely overreacting
As someone who does not have kids, this sticker would just anger the hell out of me. Even if I fake joking with them, I would permanently lose respect for my parents knowing that they truly thought this
I feel like there are a ton of assumptions being made in this comment section. When I first saw it I thought it was funny and imagined a much more light hearted relationship between that woman and her daughter.
Someone that places a sticker that unaligned on their car can’t be a good person! /s
I could see someone (maybe me when we were younger) trolling my Dad by putting this on his car for him to find.