It’s not stupid, it’s deliberate. I had a friend who did consulting work (in a different area) with a large grocery chain, and they deliberately change the layout so you’re spending more time in the store, looking at things, because chances are that you’ll buy more. If the store becomes a little too crowded, they’ll just change the music to hurry you along.
Exactly. There’s nothing - almost nothing maybe - in larger stores or chains that is not designed to make you buy things. Even the way through, Ikea is obviously god emperor there but other follow closely.
I always feel like a rat in a maze when I go to IKEA.
It’s literally a single path with no branches (except for the shortcuts), Pinky.
And after you’ve been a couple times you learn the shortcuts to the meat balls pretty well.
Oh man, I worked right by the new IKEA that got built and before long I could get through that thing in a minute flat
It’s a spiritual maze, Brain. Are you done looking at the curtain rings yet?
*struggling to carry a huge armful of curtain rings*
…what a savings!
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Fake but still
I assume that’s how SCP-3008 was created
Yeah, the one (and very likely only) time I went to IKEA, I bought almost nothing, because the whole store was just one big stampede, pressing through that singular path.
Never go on a weekend.
At first, when Ikea finally came to where I live, I thought that was a cool way to keep traffic flowing and the stress level low. $600 later, after only planning to buy a couple pillows, I realized why the stores are layed out like that.
Market pathing… hated those guys when I worked night stock.
On the one hand I imagine they’ve done some kinda analysis on how number go up, on the other it’s hard for me to imagine that the money you spend on paying your employees is better directed towards making everyone frustrated rather than just keeping the store a clean and pleasant place to be in
Meanwhile I end up just walking up and down every isle, even the isles where I never get anything
How do you get between them without a boat?
You’re talking to someone that’s talking about walking on water. It’s obviously Jesus’s Lemmy account
FUCK YO CENSORSHIPRespect to OP for updating the image to the proper one!
Why did you link to the image again?
OP updated the image
I like the comic. The censorship kind of detracts/distracts.
The censorship emphasizes the cursing.
(Anyway, I have no idea why people keep using the tanker censorship in all of lemmy. Just have .ml block your post, you are losing nothing.)
What censorship? I see someone posted the comic in the comments, and I can’t spot any differences. Maybe OP updated the original post.
Seems so, they guy who posted the uncensored version thanked OP for updating the post.
Is the missing chair leg in panel 3 a meta joke about letting little things bother you?
That, or the author just innocently forgot about it.
fucking with your memory is not a little thing
Kroger sucks
As someone who lost seven years of their life to that company…
BIG agree.
But that private selection stuff is better than everything else!
I live 5 minutes from a shitty one. I appreciate the convenience. I wish they paid their employees more.
Oh and it’s in a “bad” neighborhood. So they pay a fat tall guy to stand there with a gun on his hip. Goddamned hilarious.
I loved going to markets in Costa Rica. Not only is everything cheap and fresh, but there are multiple cops with shotguns and AKs. I would definitely steal from my local Kroger first.
Food Cooperatives exist. Ours hasn’t changed the location of things since they opened the new location, like 20 years ago.
You just reminded me how my local Co-op downsized (basically walled off the back half of the store) and they did rearrange everything to accommodate that. They used to sell electronics and all sorts of things and suddenly they had none of that and a whole bunch of products also vanished. I’ll grant you that it didn’t change much before or after that though.
But then I’m talking about the company known as Co-op here in the UK, who are excessively fond of charging no less than 10% more than other supermarkets for the same products, then close their stores in confusion when people shop elsewhere, so maybe this is a different thing altogether. They started out as a co-operative, but they stripped all that back and they’re just another, expensive, mini-mart chain now.
Why are their beans so fucking expensive
That’s what good beans cost.
Man, no one here recognizes the post title as a line from a famous 90s movie? I thought someone would recognize it.
It works really well! I remember the last 27 places the bread was, so whenever I go in for a loaf of bread I come out with 28 items in total because I have to have at least one of everything from all the places the bread used to be! Makes for some really interesting changes to my meals too!!1!
