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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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    You know it’s funny I’ve been prepping to potentially leave the USA for years but I’d rather learn a different language than go to the UK.

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      Just do what every other American always does. Go to another country and then berate them for not learning English.

      • FundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Yes. Gotta love the american stereotype that French people are mean/unwelcoming, because we don’t automatically speak your language, or play along with your game of pretending its completely normal to show up anywhere expecting us to speak your language.

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          Oh yeah. The french are mean and unwelcoming for totally different reasons.

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          I pretended not speak English when I got hassled by all the street scammers.

        • Tekhne@sh.itjust.works
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          Actually, when I was in Paris in high school, I had the opposite experience - I kept trying to speak French (which I could speak conventionally after 6 years of study), and many people would refuse to answer me in French, instead answering me in English.

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            It’s cuz people don’t want to suffer through a broken conversation. So if they speak english better than you speak french, they’ll switch to english.

            Plus Paris is a super international city, it’s not the most “French” place in terms of language.

    • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
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      Everyone in amsterdam speaks english

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      Arabic is beautiful

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        deleted by creator

  • Spider89@lemm.ee
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    Huh…

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      Same lol

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    deleted by creator

  • Ixoid@lemm.ee
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    America is a shithole country.

    • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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      That’s what happens when europe spends centuries sending their people to another continent to rape and pillage it.

    • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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      No u

    • stinky@redlemmy.com
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      Don’t be mad please

    • babybus@sh.itjust.works
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      Maybe, but at least they aren’t Br*tish.

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    I woke up once and I was Br*tish once, I thought I was doomed but then I had a brexit and was normal again.

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    *Noticeably

    Fuckin seppos

  • Contentedness@lemmy.nz
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    Brutish?

    • superkret@feddit.org
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      Brotish

  • Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works
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    My mother was Brotsh

  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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    And the irony is that most Briish people don’t call themselves Briish.

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    Oh you mean Bri’ish.

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    Bretsh?

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    Nice Pepe

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    I’ve been playing fallout london, it’s nice to see that London was spared

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    Bri🤮ish

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