Garibaldee@lemm.ee to United States | News & Politics@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months agoHealth Insurers Gave $120 Billion To Shareholders While Denying Your Claimwww.levernews.comexternal-linkmessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up1499arrow-down12cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
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minus-squareNickwithaC@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·5 months ago Buy shares in health insurer Get claim denied Sell shares Pay medical bills and watch the share price drop for added schadenfreude
minus-squarejeeva@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·5 months agoStep 0. Have enough money to buy enough shares to pay your medical bills? 😬
minus-squareSpacehooks@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·5 months agoStep -1) dad with emerald mine
minus-squareBlackout@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up13·5 months agoHell yeah my one share went up 3%. Time to get that penis reduction surgery I’ve been putting off
minus-squaretheangryseal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoMan, I thought I was alone. This thing drags behind me like a tail. I could donate multiple penises to multiple innie dicks and I could still use mine as a lasso.
minus-squareSwingingTheLamp@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoIs that you, John Dillermand?
Buy shares in health insurer
Get claim denied
Sell shares
Pay medical bills and watch the share price drop for added schadenfreude
Step 0. Have enough money to buy enough shares to pay your medical bills? 😬
Step -1) dad with emerald mine
Hell yeah my one share went up 3%. Time to get that penis reduction surgery I’ve been putting off
Man, I thought I was alone.
This thing drags behind me like a tail. I could donate multiple penises to multiple innie dicks and I could still use mine as a lasso.
Is that you, John Dillermand?