ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 5 months agoThis was in upliftingnews but imo, they've been overcharging for years and now they're framing this as a feel good storyslrpnk.netexternal-linkmessage-square110linkfedilinkarrow-up1516arrow-down117cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1499arrow-down1external-linkThis was in upliftingnews but imo, they've been overcharging for years and now they're framing this as a feel good storyslrpnk.netByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square110linkfedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoSynthetic orphan paste is just as good and you know it!
minus-squareLovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-25 months agoBut that chemical aftertaste, eww.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoThat is the taste of freedom, of science, of progress!
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoPshh, that’s horsecock You do know they use crushed orphan puppy’s for synthetic paste, yeah?
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoAll things considered, using synthetic orphan paste has a bigger carbon footprint, due to all the CO2 those orphans will create in the future
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoYes, but there’s a clear surplus population of dogs! And the dogs cannot so easily work the mines and the fine machinery of the factories as can the orphans! You must consider the economy in these matters.
Synthetic orphan paste is just as good and you know it!
But that chemical aftertaste, eww.
That is the taste of freedom, of science, of progress!
Pshh, that’s horsecock
You do know they use crushed orphan puppy’s for synthetic paste, yeah?
All things considered, using synthetic orphan paste has a bigger carbon footprint, due to all the CO2 those orphans will create in the future
Yes, but there’s a clear surplus population of dogs! And the dogs cannot so easily work the mines and the fine machinery of the factories as can the orphans! You must consider the economy in these matters.