but it’s not free I’m paying for it
It’s been a minute since I’ve seen one of these “Socialism is when Capitalism” switcharoos.
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Over never had peanut butter fail - it’s usually successful in under 10 minutes.
Also I’m smarter than a fucking mouse; I can read, for one thing. Unlike whoever buys into this kind of propaganda.
Mice die in mouse traps because I buy the ‘humane’ ones then forget to check them for weeks, leading to much greater cruelty than normal ones.
Otherwise, what’s the plan once you catch them?
Drive far away and release them?
Another one who just doesn’t get it and never will
Step 1. Mice should rise up against their human oppressors
Step 2. Obtain free Cheeze
Step 3. ???
Step 4. “All mouse equal, Some mouse more equal than others.”
I see you moved past communism and straight into Leninism,
That means step three is “lose an election”.
Mix some oats into the peanut butter and roll into a marble sized ball. Much easier to handle and mold onto the traps trigger assembly.
good tip but id want to eat it myself
You can make extras
Oh snap
mice don’t pay taxes dumbass
The Mouse paid 1.33 billion in income tax alone last year.
How do you know?! Maybe mice do pay taxes! Maybe mice are secretly the illuminati too!!……BIRDS AREN’T REAL THEY’RE JUST GOVERNMENT DRONES!!!
and thats about to change thanks to zohran
Except that isn’t why they die. A really stupid person thought that was clever.
What happens is they eat the cheese and expect to pay for it, but they can’t find any means of paying so they die while waiting for a member of staff to turn up. That’s because capitalism is nature’s way and anything else is against God.
Stop funding the military then.
Also I’d rather give up peanut butter and eat the cheese
MICE DIE IN MOUSE TRAPS BECAUSE A METAL BAR SLAMS DOWN AND BREAKS THEIR NECKS.
THE SAME THING HAPPENS WITH POLICE BRUTALITY.
Realpolitik
I only use catch and release traps so your argument is comoletely invalidated. Ibam the smaetersts :3
Tin cat?
Mice die in mousetraps because they need the cheese to live, and have no control over the means in which the metal bar clamps down
Some of them are even smart enough to figure it out after seeing another mouse die, and can disarm the traps by dropping things on it.
From my experience, it’s more like they let one die and the rest feast off of the dead one. We had a well house that was infested with mice. I’d set several traps up a night, come back the next day, all tripped and just bones left in the trap. Pretty mind blowing.
I think that’s rats. Mice are a bit dumber.
as someone who had rattos, they are wicked smart. THey can be litter trained, and can be taught tricks. I saw a video or article or some such that ratties like driving around in little motorised cars. It was cute as fuck.
Rats seem super cool to have as pets, but honestly, I couldn’t take having a pet with a lifespan of ~2 years. It’d break me.
Yup. I loved my boys with all my heart (still do tbh), but the 2-4 year life span (4 if you’re SUPER lucky) is just too short :( I won’t get anymore rattos because fo that.
Lol capitalism is good because they move would pay for the cheese
