she slop my hog til I oink
Tell him that impersonating a police officer is a serious crime.
including others in your kink without permission is a violation of consent, easy break up - this man does not respect boundaries, and does not practice SSC/RACK
How do you know it’s a kink?
Because kink is only 3 letters away from oink.
Exactly, he could just be a cop.
So still a reason to break up with him, but a different one
*it; he suggests personhood.
This sounds like a plot to a Seinfeld episode.
This little piggy went WEE WEE WEE
Everything on this post including comments is a disaster lol
They marked nsfw, why didn’t you?
Because its safe for work in the sense that you actually need to fully read it. There is no imagery.
Otherwise something like anti ICE stuff would have to be marked NSFW as well because your employer might have a problem with it.
Thats why in practice NSFW only applies to things that instantly would get you in trouble if seen for a only fraction of a second. Meaning images.