Cleaning out for a surgery, thought I’d be smart, get it over with and do a good job. Drank TWO. Seems off topic, but germane to the story, I had shaved my asshole the night before.
Cut to the chase, I was screaming at my wife, “Get the neighbor! GET THE NEIGHBOR!” (Neighbor was a nurse.) I was weeping in pain. Friends and neighbors (heh), I never weep in pain. Ever seen a sandpapered asshole? I have. In the mirror.
If the shape your mouth makes when saying “diarrhea” is mirrored by your sphincter when expelling it, I have no idea what the onomatopoeia would be for what you’ve described — but Cthulhu could pronounce it flawlessly.
I NEED this now! I’m suffering from chronic constipation!
Magnesium just does me so wrong. I’ll get gassy and have painful cramps way before I ever poop with this stuff. It’s miserable.
As a formally certified pharmacy tech(no longer live in the sate I was certified in), take the recommended dose. Please.
