• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    2 个月前

    TbF I also haven’t heard of the raidersmark Davis. With that haircut I would have assumed probably not a billionaire and it’s a pretty good smile.

    • modifier@lemmy.caEnglish
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      2 个月前

      Yeah there is a chance, albeit small, that he paid another person to do that to his hair on purpose, which is crazy, but just the right kind of crazy for a billionaire.

      • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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        2 个月前

        There are probably no straight shooters around you for miles with this kind of money. Everyone tells him he looks great. I bet no one ever has said, “bro, you trippin’?” to this guy. Sometimes we need that.

    • bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkEnglish
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      2 个月前

      Do you think it’s pronounced raiders-mark, or raider-smark? Ugh, if I meet him I’ll just guess and then mis-accent billionaire to see if I can pass it off as a joke.

  • strawberry@kbin.earth
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    2 个月前

    how you gonna be a billionaire and still use a bowl for your hair

    go to a damn barber

    hard to make that flesh sack look good, but it could be better

    • Num10ck@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 个月前

      maybe he thinks it makes him look younger. or maybe his crush once complimented him on it and he’s hoping to run into her again. or maybe he has FUCK YOU money on a astronomic scale and he knows nobody will bust his balls to his face, so its a flex. hopefully there isn’t a rat tail in back.

    • bizarroland@fedia.io
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      2 个月前

      Honestly he’d probably look better if he just shaved.

      It’s also pretty cheap to keep up a shave, or so I hair

    • 667@lemmy.radioEnglish
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      2 个月前

      You don’t become a billionaire by spending all your money

      But fr tho that hair is wrecked

      • Beardsley@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        2 个月前

        Yeah! You become a billionaire by disproportionately profiting off the backs of people you exploit!

        Also, a ton of other unethical and sociopathic tactics!

  • gencha@lemm.eeEnglish
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    2 个月前

    God, I am so enticed with his smile, the elegant gap between the top fronts, the subtle off-white coloring…

  • TJDetweiler@lemmy.caEnglish
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    2 个月前

    So are we only standing up against body shaming for ugly people? We’re okay shitting on attractive people that might have had cosmetic work done? Are we a bunch of hypocrites that stand for nothing and only react when our own feelings are hurt?

    Boo Lemmy. Y’all can do better.

    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOPEnglish
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      2 个月前

      Yeah, why does humor exist anyway 🤔…

      Mu real concern is that you have more upvotes than downvotes.

    • Olhonestjim@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 个月前

      No, this is clearly laziness on his part. He has all the time and money needed to get a decent haircut, eat well, and do a little exercise, but simply doesn’t. He has no real obligations to get in the way. His ugliness is nothing but compounding character flaws.

      • TJDetweiler@lemmy.caEnglish
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        2 个月前

        I realize in hindsight I should have worded my comment more specifically. I’m NOT talking about the dude. I’m talking about all the comments at the girl.

        I will never not condone clowning on rich assholes. Nobody gets that kind of money without some form of exploitation, and those kinds of people are fair game.

        My comment was regarding all the other cringe comments in the thread that are saying shit like she’s not that hot anyway, or she looks fake, etc.

    • Lad@reddthat.comEnglish
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      2 个月前

      I’m totally puzzled as to why people say she looks bad. She looks great to me. I can’t identify any cosmetic surgery other than maybe a bit of lip filler, and that isn’t even very much.

      Some Lemmy users must have incredibly high standards or have supermodel girlfriends.

      • TJDetweiler@lemmy.caEnglish
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        2 个月前

        I don’t think a group of FOSS Linux bros are having supermodel girlfriends lol, but anyway…

        I’m not even puzzled as to why people think she looks bad. I’m puzzled as to why people think anything about her looks at all.

        Seems some people here are projecting their insecurities.

        I don’t even care, either. I just hate hypocrites. Don’t throw stones from glass houses.

          • BigPotato@lemmy.worldEnglish
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            2 个月前

            I mean, yeah. People can be fat, skinny, tall, short, all that stuff but to be a billionaire you’ve got to willingly horde the wealth of people who you think are lesser than yourself, so fuck them.

  • Lad@reddthat.comEnglish
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    2 个月前

    Lol at the comments talking about how awful she looks. The shallowness aside, I’d be very happy to have a girlfriend who looked like that.

    • Zannsolo@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 个月前

      Not me, she paid money to make her face look like THAT, GROSS. No way I would want to date someone that was so modded up, I’m sure her personality doesn’t reflect it AT ALL. Not saying single me wouldn’t have open to a hookup but I could never be in a relationship with someone that vain.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 个月前

    Billionaire: gimme the friar cut

    Barber: got you fam

    Just kidding he probably cuts it himself with a bowl to save a few bucks

  • WaxedWookie@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 个月前

    That’s some reeeal old money phrenology.

    …you know - because of the obvious rampant inbreeding.

  • SteefLem@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 个月前

    Probably because the plastic surgery of her face is so tight she cant see any clear pictures anymore

  • givesomefucks@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 个月前

    I could believe she had no idea he was a billionaire, and just had like 50+ million.

    Usually billionaires at least splurge for $20 hair cuts. That man is obviously still using a bowl.

    It’s also believable the smile is the only thing she could convincably lie about

    • cm0002@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 个月前

      It’s not even the hair for me, how are you a billions but can’t splurge on a new face? MF has enough money he could literally have a custom-made new face

      • Soup@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        2 个月前

        Honestly though if he wasn’t a billionaire he actually looks like he could be someone’s fun bumbling uncle or something. Really shows how much a crap personality can affect physical appearance.

    • Donjuanme@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 个月前

      The story I read, decades ago, said he goes to the same barber (shop?) that he went to as a young person.

      I… Guess I can understand that, but if they’re telling him that haircut works, I mean keep your clients happy, especially if they’re clueless multi millionaires.

      • givesomefucks@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        2 个月前

        That explains it, dudes in his 70s it looks like, the barber would have to be 90s.

        And he’s so rich, he probably hasn’t heard an honest opinion about himself in decades

    • mean_bean279@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 个月前

      You don’t get to that level of wealth by getting haircuts from a stylist. He pinched every penny, got bowl cuts while his friends got specialty cuts, skipped the avocado toast and drank water instead of $5 coffees. Then his rich parents just gave him a small 10 million dollar loan and sent him to a prestigious school where only other rich kids went.

      Honestly, respect to him for the shit tier haircut. At least he didn’t try to fake it like Elon.